Dear Santa.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Dear Santa,

Hey. How's it going? You're probably really busy, but I just thought I'd send you a little note. I know, I know. It's been a while and we haven't always been on the best of terms. I just don't like the idea of scaring children into thinking if they're not good, you won't come. Hey, it's not your fault though, big guy. We both know you always come. We also both know you happen to love all children, even the naughty ones.

So, um, since I've got your attention... Well, you see, I've been really good this year. Really. Good. I finished graduate school. I got my first post-MA job helping children. I took a chance and moved to Las Vegas for love. I'm always nice to old ladies and passing dogs. I play with the loud, bossy neighbor kids when they come to the pool and I even share my super cool floatie, even when I don't want to. I say please and thank you. I wave to babies (hey, just because they can't talk doesn't mean they don't want to be acknowledged) and I'm always nice to my mom (except when she asks how to work the DVD player... again).

Let's cut to the chase, shall we? This is what I want for Christmas.





Or this.





Jenner isn't sold on the idea just yet, but here's the thing... If you leave one of these under the tree for me, what exactly is he going to do? You see what I'm saying, Santa?

Just think about it. No pressure.

Give my love to the Mrs.

Xoxo, Kathleen

PS) I already have an uncle all lined up for my new Christmas present. Uncle Russy!

33 comments:

  1. AWwwwwwwweeeeee!!!!

    JENNER GET HER A PUPPY!!!!! UNBEWEAVABLE SAYS SO.

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  2. I want that for christmas too...
    Husband says no.

    Whats with them not wanting us to be happy ALL THE TIME?

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  3. Uncle Russy needs a friend!! I hope you get your wish!

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  4. awwwww! pupppies!!!!! i hope you get one!!

    i call gretel my little puppy since we can't have dogs here. she acts like a dog anyway, so it works out nicely.

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  5. OMG!!!! So cute! Looking forward to reading more! Following you now!

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  6. If your present has siblings, I'll take one!

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  7. OHMYGOD AWWWWW.

    I always wanted a doggy but my mom detests dogs :( Sad times.

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  8. I am dying! Sooo adorable! I hope Santa brings you one of them:)

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  9. Awwwww! You have been good this year--you deserve all that you want. :)

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  10. awwww these images melted my heart.

    i HIGHLY reccomend a puppy santa (jeremy!). Oh you would love it.

    there is nothing like puppy kisses. unconditional love no matter what.

    maverick (my bichon baby girl) is my child. my absolute comfort. a joy.

    xoxo HAPPY FRIDAY LOVE!

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  11. hi! i just stumbled across your blog and i love it :) you make me wish i could be friends with my bikini waxer!
    xo meg

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  13. omgomg. that second puppy. with the paws up. i might die.

    becoming puppy parents.... this is big, santa.

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  14. awwwww...adorable...hope you get one!

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  15. I really want a chihuahua for Christmas. My grandparents said that Santa doesn't hold livestock. Everyone else got a puppy for christams and I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY want one. She wants me to get a toy or something! Sheesh!!! I think she thinks I'm 5!

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