Yoga, Jennifer Aniston & Teen Witch

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

{A little disclaimer: If you haven't seen the fantastic late 80's movie Teen Witch, this post might not make a whole lot of sense to you. Not to mention the fact that you're missing out BIG TIME. At the very least, do yourself a favor and check out the trailer here. I dare you to not spend the rest of the day singing "I'm going to be the most popular girl."}

Let's rewind a little. You see, I'm making some big and little changes in my life. (I'm even on a temporary latte diet for the time being. It's just too much money to spend every. single. day. when I can just make my damned coffee at home. You know?) Anyway, one of these changes includes working out. The world's ugliest gym? You know what I'm talking about. Well, there are days I just can't take it and have to figure out a way to work out at home.

This brings me to yoga and Jennifer Aniston. I really like yoga (although I have the balance of a drunk elephant) and I really, really love Jennifer Aniston. When Brad left her to go play house with that big-lipped home wrecker, our girl Jen turned to yoga and hasn't stopped talking about it since. And we all know how good she looks. This photo of Jennifer's, pardon me, bikini butt is pretty much my all time inspiration (and the photographic love of my friend Todd's life).

So, after years of reading about Jen's love of yoga, her yoga instructor finally released a DVD, Yogalosophy. You better believe I snatched one up asap. The first time I tried it, I loved it. I was downward dogging with the best of them (heck, I was practically practicing with Jennifer!). Oh, and I was loving her instructor. She was funny, wise and cool. I was in yoga heaven.

Then it hit me. Something was off. Very off. The instructor seemed familiar, too familiar. Oh, no. It can't be. I snatched my phone mid-pose and googled away.

Well, friends, my instincts were right. Jennifer's yoga instructor starred in my favorite childhood movie, Teen Witch. Now, if you have ever seen said movie, there is one scene in particular that is burned into your memory forever. Yep. The "Top That" rap scene. Now as much as I love this little movie gem, I have been trying to forget this scene since 1989 and I just realized that the yoga instructor on my television screen is the infamous rapper in the below scene, the same actress who had to say "Look at how funky he is." Check it out for yourself and, yes, I apologize in advance.

Needless to say, I'm still in shock and that DVD is currently gathering dust on the shelf. I'm sure I'll be brave enough to try again eventually, but for now I just don't see how that "rap" scene repeating in my brain can be conducive to a zen state of mind. See what I'm saying?

Oh, and yes, there is a "Top That Teen Witch" fan club on facebook and, yes, I'm a member.


  1. HAHAHA! Crazy!

    And while everyone loves favorite 80s movies are Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, etc etc, it's Teen Witch ALLLLL the way for me! (Even if I was born in June of '89, I'm still somewhat 80s, right? LOL.)

    Top That was definitely one of the weirdest scenes for me in that movie, lol. My sister and I use to (and still do) make fun of that rap! :)

    Thanks for sharing!

  2. thank god you have pointed this out. and i definitely thought i was the only one who was obsessed with this movie! did you know the main character is blake lively (of gossip girl fame)'s sister?

    i love the things you point out. it treats me to no end.

  3. Ohhhhh we are so doing this video I can't even tell you how excited I am this was my first laugh of the day bug bug bug bug. I like one big sentence.

  4. You are freakin' hilarious. I LOVE YOGA and why haven't I seen this movie? I'm old!

  5. I love yoga so much. And Jennifer Aniston is just stunning
    btw, I think I need to quickly watch this movie... ooops... I guess I missed something :)

  6. i loved this film growing up especially the part where she made that voodoo doll of her teacher and used it against him it cracked me up for days!!

  7. I have to see teen witch!! my friends think its crazy that I havent seen it!! lol

  8. Oh my lerd, this post is hilarious!!! I have seen my share of 80's movies and cannot believe I haven't seen Teen Witch!

  9. this honestly made me laugh out loud!
    teen witch. classic 80s.
    oh. and ummm, i'd like a bikini bottom just like jen's please!

  10. i LOVED teen witch when i was younger, both times i've watched poltergeist i always have to say "that's the teen witch!". haha. what good memories. although i loved the "top that" scene. i thought she was the COOLEST. lame i know.

  11. LOVED this movie!!! hahaha... such fun memories of watching it over and over again with my childhood neighbor. :)
    Top that- the same childhood friend and STILL use the phrase "Top That" and do the hand motions sometimes in public- it's like our little inside joke hahaha!!

  12. I literally just guffawed or whatever you call it! Hahaha! Combining yoga and the rap scene...yeah, that would be hard for me too!

  13. I've always wanted to try Yoga, but there isn't a Yoga Place near my house. Maybe a Yoga video will do. Thanks for sharing that one :)
    I'm not sure about this, if you're up for vids you can do at home, you might want to try Jillian Michaels' 30-Day Shred ☀..☮..✮..♥..✈

  14. I hadn't seen this movie, so i thought, it can't be that bad....
    How wrong i was.
    I had top that, top that, top that, going round in my head all morning...

  15. I had completely forgotten about this amazing scene. I think that I was embarrassed for these actors even as a small child back in '89.

    Did that guy really have to point his toes like that when he was rapping?

  16. my godddd

    1. love that movie
    2. love that song -- or shall I say RAP?
    3. My friend and I usually feel like the only gals in the world that know, love and most importantly APPRECIATE such a fine piece of 80's cinema.

    glad to see now that so many other ladies do too! :o)

  17. That could probably be one of my favorite clips from a movie of all time. It's "favorited" on my YouTube page and I go back every couple months to watch it and remember why I love life.

    If you just can't make yourself go back, my all-time favorite yoga DVD is this one:

    I highly recommend it.

  18. I had forgotten all about Teen Witch!! Hilarious!

    I have an award for you over on my blog!!♥

  19. i'm a yoga enthusiast and maniston's body is ridic!!!

  20. Top That! Thanks for the Jen booty -- right click, save as! I love yoga, but when I just don't have the time, I do this:

  21. I have no words.... except... Amazing! ;)

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